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announcements

promoshun: officer cheshire kitten

October 4, 2009
chessie-sept

cadet @CheshireK awarded promoshun to full officer effective for october #pawpawty. congratulations cadet cheshire kitten! sekurity team looking forward to having you as officer at next #pawpawty

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recrewting: documentashun officer needed

August 23, 2009
snick-aug09

NEW SEKURITY POSITION: Documentashun Officer needed to record all incidents of note for #pawpawty sekurity report in captain snick’s absence. (captain snickers will be at Fido’s Festival this weekend so is depending on sekurity force to keep the peace without him)

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promoshun and warrant

June 16, 2009

DEPARTMENTAL ANNOUNCEMENTS Officer Shawnee (@ShawneeShep) is hereby promoted to Sergeant Shawnee Shep in recognition of actions above and beyond call of dooty. OUSTANDING WARRANTS a warrant has been issued for arrest of @VampireKat in connection with pawpawty mugging. reward of one dozen cookies for tips leading to apprehenshun of suspekt vampire kat. suspekt armed with [...]

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