Special Trooper Bash Pawty Sekurity Report

by JB Hippo on May 20, 2011

in reports

On the weekend of 14-15 May, anipals came together for a special Trooper Bash pawty. The pawty raised over $1,000 to help sweet, little Trooper and the dachshunds of Furever Dachshund Rescue (@4everDoxiRescue).  The pawty was organized by our own Officer Annie (@bloodhoundndots). The theme of the pawty was “play doctor” and guests came dressed in costume as doctors and nurses.

SEKURITY TEAM ROLL CALL

Captain Snickers
Lieutenant Brutus
Detective JB
Officer Annie
Officers Aedan & Winston
Officer Bandit
Officer Daisy
Cadet-recruit Abbey

 

OFFICIAL SEKURITY REPORT
(all times EDT)

12 Noon #TrooperBash begins! Officer Annie is both hostess and first officer on Sekurity duty.
12:05 PM @henryandfriends is picking guests up in his truck to drive them to the pawty. http://twitpic.com/4xkhdr
12:21 PM Problems in the DJ booth. Officer Annie shakes the music player to try and get it working.
1:23 PM Sardine and bacon is being served intravenously at the bar.
1:52 PM Officer Annie emergency deputizes @Abbeyrescuedox to help cover Sekurity shifts.
1:57 PM Cadet-recruit Abbey officially signs on for duty.
1:59 PM Officer Bandit reports for duty, but his scrubs are locked in the locker room! Eek! He will be an undercover officer for a while. 🙂
HANDOFF REPORT “It’s been a quiet first 2 hours so far nuttin big happenin’.”
4:05 PM Officer Bandit is finally able to get his scrubs on.
4:12 PM Officer Bandit will stay on duty for another hour to help out.
4:43 PM Sekurity Announcement: If anyone gets an owie, please see Sekurity for bandages. Available in large sizes as well! http://twitpic.com/4xnskh
4:48 PM Officer Bandit warns @bijntje that they are aware of his hidden flask of booze! It had better stay in his backpack or else it will be confiscated.
5:01 PM @bijntje has been cut off from further drinking at the bar. He is told he is not to be driving anywhere until he is officer approved.
5:29 PM Officer Daisy reports in early for Sekurity.
HANDOFF REPORT “@bijntje is cut off 4 walking on front paws n wanting to drive.”
5:33 PM Officer Bandit signs off duty.
5:37 PM Officer Daisy checks to make sure @bijntje isn’t trying any drinking and walking on front paws again.
7:39 PM Spammer CheckoutPolice has been reported for … well, spamming!
7:50 PM Officer Annie is back for Sekurity duty.
HANDOFF REPORT “1 spammer blocked. Very Quiet. Officer Daisy tossed in twitter jail at end of shift.”
8:15 PM Officer Daisy signs off.
10:35 PM Captain Snickers checks in with a whopper of a headache.
10:40 PM Doctor’s orders – Captain Snickers should go rest in Sekurity Headquarters. Officers Aedan and Winston step in to cover his shift.
11:00 Officer Annie signs off duty and heads for bed.
HANDOFF REPORT “Mostly quiet but sum talk ob a Jailbreak tonite!”
12:07 AM Officers Aedan and Winston sign off.
12:08 AM – 5:45 AM No Sekurity on duty. [gulp!]
5:46 AM Detective JB heads to the locker room to change into her scrubs.
6:00 AM Det. JB signs on for her Sekurity shift.
7:17 AM @ShaynaCat reports a disturbance at the DJ booth. Sekurity chases the troublemaker with a broomstick.
7:57 AM @PepiSmartDog has taken a tumble off the bar – he was spinning around and spun right off! Sekurity races over with bandages.
8:01 AM Officer Annie is back for another Sekurity shift!
HANDOFF REPORT “It’s been pretty quiet, tho I had to chase some troublemakers away from the DJ booth they were bothering our DJ Miss @ShaynaCat. @PepiSmartDog was dancing & did his Disco Ball impression – spun so fast he flew into the wall but he is ok!
8:16 AM Det. JB signs off duty.
HANDOFF REPORT “it been very quiet here dis morning….@ShaynaKat was put in Twitter Jail but dat it”
10:01 AM Lieutenant Brutus clocks in for his shift.
11:59 AM Quiet morning – Lt. Brutus has to step out for a bit and lets Officer Annie know he will be back soon.
2:00 PM Trooper Bash draws to a close. Hurray for a super fun and successful pawty!

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