2011 May Pawpawty Sekurity Report

by Buttons Nafziger on May 31, 2011 · 1 comment

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The May PawPawty was held the weekend of May 21 & 22 with a “Super Heroes” theme. The pawty charity was Young at Heart Pet Rescue in Palatine, Illinois, USA, and over $728 was raised.

Sekurity Team Roll Call

Super hero capes (a.k.a. uniforms) were sewn by Lieutenant Shawnee.

OFFICIAL SEKURITY REPORT
(all times in EDT)

2:00 PM Captain Snickers is in charge of Sekurity as the Pawpawty begins.
3:58 PM Detective Duchess reports for training duty.
Handoff Report: Lots of super heroes, not many super villians. Quiet so far! Keep an eye on @kingtuttifruiti though. He may make some trouble.
4:05 PM Captain Snickers signs off duty. Detective Duchess is now in charge of Sekurity.
4:11 PM Cadet Abbey reports for her training shift late because Blue Angels were flying over her house and her mom was distracted.
5:15 PM @Cecilthehusky starts pointing out squirrels at the PawPawty in an attempt to get Sekurity to chase them.
5:16 PM Cadet Abbey advises her trainer, Detective Duchess, that they should keep an eye on @Cecilthehusky for possible PawPawty distracting.
5:18 PM @Cecilthehusky steals and eats all of the bacon from the bacon cabinet! Detective Duchess captures @Cecilthehusky, and arrests him. He’s taken to PawPawty jail. Bail is set at $5 donation to the PawPawty charity.
5:29 PM Cadet Abbey continues to calm PawPawty reports of squirrels wanting to be chased (reports started by @Cecilthehusky to divert attention while he stole bacon).
5:39 PM @Cecilthehusky howls loudly and continuously from jail until @PuppyaGuineaPig pays bail to get him to be quiet (https://twitter.com/PuppyaGuineaPig/status/72053956536303616)
5:43 PM Cadet Abbey and Detective Duchess release @Cecilthehusky from jail.
5:53 PM Detective Duchess notes that @AylaLab also paid bail for @CeciltheHusky, so he has a bail credit. Sekurity decides it’s probably best not to tell him…
6:01 PM It’s 6:01 PM and the world has not yet ended. Guess the guy was wrong about the rapture…
6:01 PM Cadet Abbey’s first training shift officially ends. Both she and Detective Duchess stay on duty to cover a portion of the empty shift.
Due to technical issues, and Twitter being a doody-head, most of the remaining PawPawty tweets weren’t available for dokumentation. The following summaries were provided by the officers working each shift. Thanks to each officer for the help!
6:00 PM to 10 PM Detective Duchess
“We had a Borg asked pals to block @BorgCollective. Had a bad money ppl asked to Block & Report as Spam @Jasicl_Jeremii – suspended now iz believe! Iz been on sekurity for 3 full shifts now as no one waz scheduled in between my shifts! Other than dat all been having fun! And iz ready for BaconBeer! Iz off dooty!”
10:00 PM to Midnight Officer Annie
“Super Squirrel arrived at de pawty (http://twitpic.com/50vigd) but sum of de anipals r trying to eats him. Den we haz Samurai coons raid de #pawpawty (http://twitpic.com/50v8wv). And Neo cat (http://twitpic.com/50vglu) came in n had shoot out wit coons but he gits one. And der were some terroriost cat (http://twitpic.com/50v0px) show up. We taught der wuz sumbudy stealin de pandas bamboo (http://twitpic.com/50uxps) but it jus a kity pole dancin. And dis puppy wantin to POLE DANCE (http://twitpic.com/4zwxh5). I still not know what dis creature wuz dat ran through de #pawpawty (http://twitpic.com/50v52s). It wuz perty crazy night but no one go to jail………”
Midnight to 3:00 AM Officer Benji
“Shift was quiet only incident was @indulgedfurries losing keys but quickly found. I did a 3 hr shift. All good!!”
4:00 AM to 6:00 AM Officer Morris
“I had a REALLY quiet shift – I RTed one message about a spammer/bot, but apart from that there was nothing at all! Too many superheroes I think – the evildoers were scared off!”
6:00 AM to 8:00 AM Detective JB
@thisbear reported that Olivezilla (http://www.mobypicture.com/user/thisbear/view/9574996) may try to rampage & give Meow of Doom during PawPawty. Detective JB acquired a chunk of Kryptonite Catnip to subdue Olivezilla if necessary. @indykitty brought indy ninjakitties in the room to try to steal the kryptonite and sell it to highest bidder (donation). Detective JB prevented the theft…but then later @indykitty succeeded. He disappeared like a ninja. Batman & Joker got into a tussle at @ShaynaCat’s DJ booth – it was @kingtuttifruiti & @TheNascarKitty in costume!!
8:00 AM to 10:00 AM Officer CheshireK
“I built a quonset hut for a storm shelter. Some pals said it wouldn’t stand up to tornado, but we had only lightning. Thor, played by @BuzzLucas, I think but I don’t remember clearly, was hitting things with hammer and causing lightning.”
Officer Annie
Officer Annie put @BuzzLucas in PawPawty jail after his lightening bolts singed her fur. (He was pretending to be Thor.) The prairie dogs (http://twitpic.com/50vd67) helped to guard him. Super Squirrel showed up again to visit (http://twitpic.com/50vigd). The Samurai Raccoons (http://twitpic.com/50v8wv) returned, too, but coon hound @tildatoo assisted Officer Annie and they pounced the raccoons until they took ’em out.
10:00 AM to Noon Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo
Welcomed a new anipal to the PawPawty, @RUBYPOOBY. Looked for some snake snacks for another pawtygoer (http://twitpic.com/513ohi). Quiet shift overall. Worked over a bit to cover Officer Bandit’s shift since he didn’t report for duty.
Noon to 2:00 PM Detective Duchess, covering the rest of the empty shift
“Officer Cheshire and I did 1st hour of da last shift together. Blocked & Reported as spam @Fumiko_Guitafiu. All pals were great & we all had lots of fun! Signing off.”

{ 1 comment }

snickers June 1, 2011 at 5:04 pm

buttons you did grate job of getting report together even though teh twitters was not working right! maybe getting a summary from each officer for each report is helpful, even when twitter is not being a doodyhead!

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