2010 December Pawpawty Sekurity Report

by Buttons Nafziger on December 13, 2010 · 4 comments

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The December 2010 PawPawty was held on December 11-12 with a festive, holiday theme. This PawPawty supported the Santa Paws Drive and benefited six shelters worldwide. A total of $1,117 was raised, allowing the Santa Paws Drive to meet their overall goal for this year. That’s a lot of toys and treats for all of those shelter animals!

Lieutenant Shawnee sewed the festive uniforms for the Sekurity Team.

Sekurity Team Roll Call

Official Sekurity Report

2:00 p.m. PawPawty begins with anipal tributes and birthdays. Captain Snickers is in charge of Sekurity.
3:09 p.m. Snowball fight begins, started by @flicka47. Captain Snick fires back. Officer Duchess, @pumpkinpuddy, and others join in.
3:22 p.m. First snowball fight of the PawPawty ends…for now…
4:03 p.m. Officer Annie reports for dooty.
Handoff Report: Nothing to report. First shift was quiet except for a great snowball fight.
4:15 p.m. Officer Annie catches @tweetypie54 dancing nekkid. Advises Gunner to get some clothes on or be rolled in the snow.
4:21 p.m. @tweetypie54 @OllyTed @SeattleP @TeenysFriends @mariodacat and @BOBubbles are rolled in the snow for dancing nekkid!
5:18 p.m. @joeybeancat reports a spammer alert. Officer Annie and @joeybeancat go off after the spammer with snowballs.
5:26 p.m. @BigBoyBosco thinks he’s invisible and Sekurity won’t see him talking about how he has big plans…
5:33 p.m. @BigBoyBosco hugs Officer Annie and steals her Sekurity keys. They go rolling down a snowy hill, struggling for the keys. Annie gets the keys back but @BigBoyBosco got one key off of the ring. Officer Annie advises him that the key is for the snowmobile but it’s out of gas!
5:55 p.m. Spammer alert! Block AMPAROSCHUSTER9.
6:00 p.m. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo reports for dooty.
Handoff Report: It’s been fun so far! @BigBoyBosco stole my keys but I got all but 1 back and that’s for the snowmobile that does not work. Also need to pass along that @BigBoyBosco has plans to do something at 10:00 but not sure what.
6:11 p.m. Officer Annie signs off dooty. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo is in charge of Sekurity.
6:44 p.m. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo does a sweep for spammers.
8:01 p.m. Officer Cheshire reports for dooty.
Handoff Report: Officer Annie said to be aware, @BigBoyBosco is planning something at 10:00, but I have not seen anything.
8:08 p.m. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo signs off dooty. Officer Cheshire is in charge of Sekurity.
10:00 p.m. Officer Duchess reports for dooty.
Handoff Report: @pierrethepoodle says he’s behaving and so does @bigboybosco. I helped a new beagle @bea_glebells get into the menu and find something good to order. I also had to intervene to make sure that @katieboocat got the chicken and sweet potato she deserved.
10:04 p.m. Officer Cheshire signs off dooty. Officer Duchess is in charge of Sekurity.
10:14 p.m. @BigBoyBosco thinks he’s sly by saying that he stole Captain Snick’s keys while Snick was napping…but Bosco added #ppsr hashtag so he added himself to this Sekurity Report!
11:57 p.m. Officer Benji reports for dooty.
Handoff Report: All anipals being good – a few snowball fights, but all in good fun!
12:01 a.m. Officer Duchess signs off dooty. Officer Benji is now in charge of Sekurity.
12:23 a.m. @BigBoyBosco claims his evil twin Rosco posted the #ppsr tweet.
12:44 a.m. @BigBoyBosco sneaks into Sekurity office wearing a Grinch suit and steals presents. @perrythebirman assists.
12:51 p.m. Officer Annie and Officer Duchess assist Officer Benji in recovering all presents from @BigBoyBosco.
4:01 a.m. Officer Duchess reports for dooty.
Handoff Report: @BigBoyBosco & @perrythebirman #pawpawty stole some gifts but then @dutchesscrabtree caught them and got them back. There was a false report that @AutumnTheDoxie fell in toilet @BigBoyBosco was trying to distract me. And @Eddiebabycat wanted me to arrest Officer Annie for thowing a snowballl.
4:04 a.m. Officer Benji signs off dooty. Officer Duchess is in charge of Sekurity.
6:30 a.m. Officer Duchess pages Officer Bandit who is MIA for Sekurity dooty.
6:36 a.m. Officer Duchess continues to look for MIA Officer Bandit, concerned that Bandit is stuck in the snow.
7:20 a.m. Officer Duchess is in Twitter jail; switches to second account for ongoing Sekurity coverage.
7:46 a.m. Officer Duchess is out of Twitter jail and returns to her normal account.
7:51 a.m. Officer Annie reports for dooty.
Handoff Report: Officer Bandit didn’t report for dooty so Officer Duchess covered the extra shift. All the anipals are having & being so good. Friendly snowball fights and that’s all!
7:56 a.m. Officer Duchess signs off dooty. Officer Annie is in charge of Sekurity.
9:59 a.m. Report comes in of a monkey who stole snowballs and also stole @CatAWhack’s wallet: http://twitpic.com/3f5rx8. Officer Annie is assisted by @MisterSnoop in apprehending the monkey.
10:00 a.m. Sergeant Brutus reports for dooty.
10:19 a.m. Sergeant Brutus issues Sekurity Alert that @DogThunder has a poo gun. Watch your fur and report any trouble to me. I’ll arrest him if I have to.
10:21 a.m. Officer Annie signs off dooty. Sergeant Brutus is now in charge of Sekurity.
10:30 a.m. Officer Annie recovers the wallet. It was white, so the monkey thought it was a snowball. @CatAWhack understands and doesn’t press charges.
11:39 a.m. SEKURITY ALERT: @ShibberingC concert in 20 minutes. Please form an orderly line. Pay here for ticket: http://tinyurl.com/2ey4zy
11:42 a.m. Officers Aedan and Winston report for dooty early.
Handoff Report: @DogThunder had his poo gun out earlier but he was well-behaved and put it away. Nothing else to report.
11:42 a.m. Sergeant Brutus signs off dooty. Officers Aedan and Winston are in charge of Sekurity.
2:13 p.m. Report from Officers Winston and Aeden: last 2 hours of PawPawty were great. @shibberingc concert had lots of flying panties and 1 sly reporter. No other incidents to report.
2:14 p.m. Officers Aedan and Winston sign off dooty. PawPawty is officially over.

{ 4 comments }

flicka47 December 13, 2010 at 8:31 pm

Great report Buttons!(as always!) Looks like everyone had a super time at the pawpawty.

Did Bosco tell Perry that all the presents had tequila in them?…snicker…

BloodhoundNdachsies December 13, 2010 at 9:14 pm

It was a perty quiet PawPawty fur a change and we all had a great time with snowballs……can’t wait fur next pawty!

snickers December 14, 2010 at 1:04 am

it was a grate pawpawty! i think i had almost as much fun in snowball fight as i had in water balloon induced mud pit last month! BOL!

officer buttons thank you AGAIN for your fantastik dokumentashuning!!

sheila odom December 14, 2010 at 1:16 pm

Tweetypie: looks like I miss sum fun BOL xooxox

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