2010 November Pawpawty Sekurity Report

by Buttons Nafziger on November 27, 2010

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The November 2010 PawPawty was held on November 20 and 21 with a Harry Potter theme. This PawPawty supported Last Resort Rescue in West Milford, New Jersey, USA. A total of $1,045 was raised.

Lieutenant Shawnee once again sewed the magically good uniforms for the Sekurity Team. Lieutenant Shawnee also helped to establish special training sessions for this PawPawty:
Broom Lessons: http://twitpic.com/38nfmo
Wand Lessons: http://twitpic.com/38ng8p

Sekurity Team Roll Call

Official Sekurity Report

2:00 p.m. PawPawty begins with anipal tributes and birthdays. Sergeant Brutus is in charge of Sekurity, assisted by Cadet Bandit.
3:07 p.m. Sergeant Brutus issues an APB on @teenysfriends (for DJ duty) at @mattiedog’s request.
3:47 p.m. Sekurity Announcement: There is supposed to be a half hour pause in #pawpawty at 4 pm EST for RB.
3:55 p.m. Officer Hella reports for dooty.
Handoff Report: It’s been quiet and anipals have been well behaved. There is going to be a pause in #pawpawty for RB trip in just a few minutes. Otherwise, all is well. 35 minute break I see now… Cadet Bandit did a fine job backing my up on sekurity duty this afternoon.
4:00 p.m. Official PawPawty pauses for 35 minutes in honor of those going over the Rainbow Bridge today.
4:01 p.m. Sergeant Brutus and Cadet Bandit sign off dooty. Officer Hella is in charge of Sekurity.
4:06 p.m. Sekurity will be maintaining radio silence during #porchwithinigo ride to honor @inigoflufflebum.
4:36 p.m. Officer Hella announces that Sekurity is resuming normal duties.
4:43 p.m. Sekurity announcement: If any pals need help finding parking after #porchwithinigo pls see sekurity, we can help!
4:59 p.m. SEKURITY ALERT: Please block OmNomNomZilla, a nom bot!!
5:21 p.m. SEKURITY ALERT: Beware of nekkid @AutumnTheDoxie @BorisKitty @marshallsheldon AND @TheNascarKitty
5:22 p.m. Officer Hella reports that there are too many nekkid anipals for one Officer to catch!
5:27 p.m. Officer Hella tells @AutumnTheDoxie @BorisKitty @marshallsheldon and @TheNascarKitty to put their furs BACK ON.
5:30 p.m. SEKURITY NOTICE: @AutumntheDoxie is under arrest for streaking! Bail is set at $3.
5:43 p.m. SEKURITY ANNOUCEMENT: @tinypearlcat has bailed @AutumntheDoxie outta jail!
5:54 p.m. Lieutenant Shawee reports for dooty.
Handoff Report: @AutumnDachshund was in jail fer streaking but @tinypearlcat bailed her out. Now @AutumnDachshund is in real twitter jail… so now tweeting as @AutumnDoxie. You might want to watch out for that @BorisKitty too, he’s determined to get into trouble!
6:00 p.m. Officer Hella signs off dooty. Lieutenant Shawnee is in charge of Sekurity.
6:35 p.m. Dokumentation Officer Buttons gets caught telling @BorisKitty that she’d kiss him to turn him back to a kitty after Lieutenant Shawnee tells him that if he’s naughty, he’ll be turned into a toad. (Oopsie…)
6:52 p.m. Lieutenant Shawnee arrests @CeciltheHusky for grand theft bacon. Bail is set at $5. Evidence: http://twitpic.com/38nugv
7:04 p.m. Bail for @cecilthehusky has been posted by @puppyluvjewelry. Cecil is released from jail.
7:31 p.m. Lieutenant Shawnee uses magic to burst all of justanothertrnd Hurley’s water balloons. POP POP SWOOSH POP POP
7:57 p.m. SEKURITY ANNOUNCEMENT: Everyone block bacondevil while I put the bitey on him! http://twitpic.com/38ofrj
7:57 p.m. Officers Aedan and Winston report for dooty – a bit wet behind the ears from balloon throwing from last shift
Handoff Report: @cecilthehusky woz jailed fur grand theft bacon and woz bailed
out by @puppyluvjewelry. Had to pop 1,679 water balloons made by @justanothertrnd Hurley while he was barktending. Threatened to turn @boriskitty into a toad if he was naughty (http://twitpic.com/38nlwl)
– no further trouble out of him. Threatened to turn @eddiebabycat
into toad if he was naughty (http://twitpic.com/38nmz3)
– no further trouble out of him. Put the bitey on spammer bacondevil http://www.twitpic.com/38ofrj and made sekurity announcement to block him.
8:08 p.m. Lieutenant Shawnee signs off dooty. Officers Aedan and Winston are in charge of Sekurity.
9:18 p.m. Officers Aedan and Winston report that everyone is behaving since they’re on dooty. Not as much fun, though!
9:53 p.m. Officer Annie reports for dooty.
Handoff Report: It’s been quiet. Started off crazy, but then quiet.
10:02 p.m. PawPawty is quiet as anipals pay respect to Inigo as he goes over the Rainbow Bridge.
10:04 p.m. Officer Annie advises @Eddiebabycat and @TinyPearlCat to stop pressing their luck by zooming Sekurity.
10:08 p.m. Officer Annie asks for assistance from Officers Aedan and Winston in catching a zooming @Eddiebabycat before he hurts someone.
10:21 p.m. @Eddiebabycat is apprehended but escapes.
10:27 p.m. Report comes in that @mattiedog tore up all of the toilet paper in the bathroom. Officers Aedan and Winston suggest he pay for damages.
11:56 p.m. Officer Benji signs in for dooty.
Handoff Report: It has quieted down since I put @Eddiebabycat in a bottle and turned him into a TOAD http://twitpic.com/38qll9.
12:02 a.m. Officer Annie signs off dooty. Officer Benji is in charge of Sekurity.
12:34 a.m. Sekurity Announcement: Anipals please be aware that weird gabrielle is around. Let me know if you are bothered. You may want to block.
12:43 a.m. Sekurity Alert: Attention block Gabriellevel9 it’s a bot that spams. I repeat block the bot!
1:09 a.m. Sekurity Alert: Another spammer to block! http://twitpic.com/38rofp
1:54 a.m. Officer Morris reports for dooty.
Handoff Report: @Eddiebabycat was zooming and turned into a toad. Everything seemed ok until I got reports about 2 spammers at the PawPawty. I posted a bulletin on twitpic site to warn anipals of the spammers: Gabriellevel9 and MauricezxrNaug. @Laddiecat showing his boom boom from the bar. Got a bit drunk flashed his boom boom twice but no arrested was needed. He was burping ’cause he was drunk.
2:03 a.m. Officer Benji signs off dooty. Officer Morris is in charge of Sekurity.
2:24 a.m. Sekurity Alert: Jings, crivens and help ma boab, Bacon_FTW is BACK!!!
2:58 a.m. Sekurity Alert: RANDOM RETWEETER ALERT!!!! http://twitpic.com/38rkml Thanks to Officer Benji for the warning pic.
4:13 a.m. Officer Duchess reports for dooty.
Handoff Report: Bacon_FTW was back, of course *rolls eyes* What would a pawpawty be without it? Also an RTer called Gabriellevel9 http://twitpic.com/38rkml has been here for hours. And @BadAndy_KityKat has been plagued by MoldyWart – broken laptop & no power
4:23 a.m. Officer Morris signs off dooty. Officer Duchess is in charge of Sekurity.
5:23 a.m. Officer Duchess joins @PepiSmartDog dancing on the bar for charity donations.
5:52 a.m. Sekurity Alert: Please block felloff – as repeater bot & getting old!
5:58 a.m. Officer JB reports for dooty.
Handoff Report: All quiet except for a repeater bot felloff that waa reported & blocked.
6:02 a.m. Officer Duchess signs off dooty. Officer JB is in charge of Sekurity.
7:20 a.m. Officer JB does a broom fly-over the PawPawty.
7:56 a.m. Sekurity Alert: @CeciltheHusky is trying to break into the bacon cupboard!!! High alert!!! Dementors will be summoned!!!
8:00 a.m. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo reports for dooty.
Handoff Report: I’ve been doing flyovers on my broom. @BadAndy_KityKat’s wand did misfire & I wound up in a 7-Eleven briefly…but it wasn’t intentional. @CeciltheHusky tried to break into the bacon cupboard but he ran off without the bacon.
8:02 a.m. Officer CheshireK reports for dooty.
8:05 a.m. Officer JB signs off dooty. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo and Officer CheshireK are in charge of Sekurity.
8:47 a.m. Officer CheshireK catches @PepiSmartDog as he falls off the bar.
10:02 a.m. Officer CheshireK signs off dooty.
10:16 a.m. Officer Annie reports for dooty after having Tweetgrid problems.
Handoff Report: It has been very quite! @PepiSmartDog got dizzy with some strobe lights, but Officer CheshireK was at the rescue!
10:22 a.m. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo signs off. Officer Annie is in charge of Sekurity.
11:26 a.m. SPAMMER WARNING! Everyone please block Gabriellevel9
11:52 a.m. Officer Annie tells @hookalopes to stop chasing @trailerparkdogs unless they want to be turned into toads.
12:00 p.m. Captain Snickers reports for dooty.
Handoff Report: @hookalopes have been trying to pat others down. Told them that if they didn’t quit, I’d turn them into toads. There has also been a spammer hanging around.
12:06 p.m. Officer Annie signs off dooty. Captain Snickers is in charge of Sekurity.
1:29 p.m. Captain Snickers reports that the PawPawty hit the $1,000 donation goal!
2:00 p.m. Official PawPawty ends.
2:22 p.m. Captain Snickers plays in the mud with the perpetrators of mudslide and balloon conspiracy! Because the PawPawty was officially over, no arrests were made (ah hem! @BigBoyBosco!)
2:27 p.m. Captain Snickers signs off dooty.

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