2010 AT Office Pawty Sekurity Report

by Buttons Nafziger on November 9, 2010 · 2 comments

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The 2010 AT Office Pawty was held on November 6 and 7. This Pawty supported Hope for Paws Animal Rescue in Los Angeles, California, USA. A total of $1,030 was raised.

The Sekurity Team used their locker room ID badges for this Pawty.

Sekurity Team Roll Call

Official Sekurity Report

2:00 p.m. Pawty begins. Captain Snickers is in charge of Sekurity.
2:32 p.m. Captain Snickers reports that Cadet Bandit is AWOL from Sekurity shift. Note: emergency family leave was later applied and back-dated to cover the missed shift.
3:57 p.m. Officer Hella reports for dooty.
Handoff Report: So far the Pawty has been pretty quiet. Make sure anipals know to use the right hash tag. Also keep an eye on @CeciltheHusky who is in Meataholics but is drooling over bacon at the bar. You may have to chase him down if he breaks and steals some.
4:03 p.m. Captain Snickers signs off. Officer Hella is in charge of Sekurity.
4:11 p.m. Officer Hella arrests @CeciltheHusky for bacon theft. Proof: http://twitter.com/CeciltheHusky/status/1003583004741632
4:17 p.m. Officer Hella asks @MrKiplingWoof if he wants to pawsecute @CeciltheHusky for the bacon theft.
4:21 p.m. @MrKiplingWoof suggests community service instead of jail time. Officer Hella announced that @CeciltheHusky will serve community service, washing up the Pawty dishes.
4:55 p.m. Officer Hella discovers a plot by @SweetFelix to unlawfully bathe a Sekurity Officer. Proof: http://twitter.com/SweetFelix/status/1014637826940928
5:58 p.m. SEKURITY ANNOUNCEMENT: Officer Hella signing off. The next two hours will not have an officer on duty, go wild anipals!
Non-Handoff Report: @CecilTheHusky stole bacon & served community service washing dishes for @MrKiplingWoof. After a spat with @PuppyaGuineaPig, @SweetFelix threatened me with a BATH!!! But my quills scared em off!
7:52 p.m. Officers Aedan and Winston report for dooty.
8:15 p.m. Officers Aedan and Winston advise @BizbeeKitty that photocopies of booties should only be passed out to those over 18. (http://twitter.com/BizbeeKitty/status/1064133910855680)
8:30 p.m. Officers Aedan and Winston foil a plot by @mattiedog and @MarshallSheldon to steal #TinyHoke.
9:21 p.m. Officer Winston tries to hold up the Twitter Fail Whale, but reports that the whale is very, very heavy…
10:00 p.m. Officer Benji reports for dooty.
10:08 p.m. Officers Aedan and Winston sign off. Officer Benji is in charge of Sekurity. No handoff report was given.
10:59 p.m. Officer Benji requests Hot Stuff by Donna Summer from DJ @Yoda_the_Dog. The song is going out to all the pretty girls at the Pawty.
11:12 p.m. Officer Benji uncovers a plot by @indykitty to smack him on the bum. Proof: http://twitter.com/indykitty/status/1109434310856704
11:58 p.m. Cadet Bandit reports for dooty. Captain Snick will be off dooty, but available in case needed.
Handoff Report: All is well. Nothing out of the ordinary. Having major problems with Twitter!
1:11 a.m. Cadet Bandit arrests @Eddiebabycat, @Laddiecat, and @Sadlovelyheart for drunkenness. @sadlovelyheart uses super kitty powers to disappear into thin air.
1:16 a.m. @BigBoyBosco pays bail for all three naughty kitties. All are released.
1:44 a.m. @Eddiebabycat is arrested for zooming sekurity. @Laddiecat is arrested again for dirty dancing while wearing a lamp shade.
1:58 a.m. Captain Snick reports for time-change Sekurity shift.
Handoff Report: @Eddiebabycat is in jail for the 3rd time, I think. Lost count. Keep an eye on Cookie and Laddie too and @perrythebirman. @Eddiebabycat was kissing and zooming and bothering the ladies. @perrythebirman is being good but drinking hooch.
1:18 a.m. Cadet Bandit signs off. Captain Snick is in charge of Sekurity.
1:58 a.m. Officer Morris reports for dooty.
Handoff Report: There was lots of kitty chaos before I arrived but they have all been good this past hour.
2:01 a.m. Captain Snick signs off. Officer Morris is in charge of Sekurity.
2:39 a.m. SEKURITY ANNOUNCEMENT: Our old bot friend, Bacon_FTW, is baaaack!
3:24 a.m. Officer Morris joins @PepiSmartDog on the bar for some floofilicious dancing! @Pumpkinpuddy joins in as well. It’s for charity, after all…
4:37 a.m. Officer Morris remains on dooty. Officer Duchess is late reporting in.
4:41 a.m. Officer Duchess reports for dooty.
Handoff Report: The usual bacon! RT-ing bot was around – Bacon_FTW – I advised anipals to block. I did some floofalicious dancing on the bar with @PepiSmartDog and his showgirls! @pumpkinpuddy shook her floofalicious belly floofs for the gentlemen too. For charity, of course. And that was all – a very friendly and well-behaved pawty!
4:51 p.m. Officer Morris signs off dooty. Officer Duchess is in charge of Sekurity.
5:57 a.m. Officer JB reports for dooty.
Handoff Report: All dancing & having fun! Giving $1 more challenge still out there!
6:03 a.m. Officer Duchess signs off dooty. Officer JB is in charge of Sekurity.
7:45 a.m. Officer CheshireK reports for dooty.
Handoff Report: All is quiet & calm. Anipals are enjoying the noms & music & lovely party.
8:03 a.m. Officer JB signs off dooty. Officer CheshireK is in charge of Sekurity.
10:00 a.m. Officer Duchess reports for dooty.
Handoff Report: I’ve had an easy shift. Everybody is behaving well.
10:06 a.m. Officer CheshireK signs off dooty. Officer Duchess is in charge of Sekurity.
1:32 p.m. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo reports for dooty. Her peeps had clock problems. Officer Duchess continued to cover, however, during mizCleo’s absence.
Handoff Report: All is quiet – Anipals being real good!
1:35 p.m. Officer Duchess signs off dooty. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo is in charge of Sekurity.
2:03 p.m. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo reminds anipals to let her know if they need cab rides home.
2:11 p.m. Pawty ends. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo signs off dooty.

{ 2 comments }

snickers November 10, 2010 at 12:01 am

thanks again for a great report officer buttons. i know this is a lot of work to compile and it iz very much appreciated

couple notes for officers

  • several officers showed up late for shifts (not so good) but other officers covered till they arrived (very good). great teamwork! let’s try for more bein on time too tho. BOL
  • dokumentashun officer buttons noted a lack of #PPSR tweets which makes her job harder. we dont want to over use #PPSR but please do remember to use it when appropriate
  • there were a few shifts that were light on the standard “have you donated” and “welcome” tweets. remember we are there to make sure anipals know where to donate. please do the tweets!
  • please always tweet handoff report when leaving your shift
  • please always announce shift change so pawty goers know who to ask for help
  • GRATE job with the new rules of not working when not skeduled and not wearing badge when not on duty

all in all the #ATPawty went very smoothly. lets do it again in two weeks at #PawPawty!!!

Cecil the Husky November 10, 2010 at 2:36 am

*hanging head* I sorry everyone. I sorry *puts paws over face* I will never steal bacon again!

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