2010 October Pawpawty Sekurity Report

by Buttons Nafziger on October 20, 2010 · 1 comment

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The October 2010 PawPawty was held on October 16 and 17 with a Howl-o-ween theme. This PawPawty supported Orphan Animal Rescue and Sanctuary in Wisconsin, USA. A total of $1,250 was raised.

Lieutenant Shawnee sewed the howl-ingly good uniforms for the Sekurity Team.

Sekurity Team Roll Call

Official Sekurity Report

2:00 p.m. PawPawty begins with anipal tributes and birthdays. Captain Snickers is in charge of Sekurity.
2:17 p.m. Officer Annie checks in early do to excitement over being back on the PawPawty scene.
3:23 p.m. SPAMMER ALERT: everyone please BLOCK AND REPORT Bacon_FTW who spams us at every PawPawty. They’re baaaack.
3:44 p.m. Captain Snicker reports: patrolling the PawPawty for troubles. Everyone is being good so far. Donashuns are low, though. I may have to put someone in jail.
4:09 p.m. Officer Annie reports for dooty.
Handoff Report: Very quiet start to the PawPawty. Blocked spambot Bacon_FTW.
4:11 p.m. Captain Snick signs off. Officer Annie is in charge of Sekurity.
5:03 p.m. Officer Annie reports that all has been quiet.
5:24 p.m. Officer Annie gets the heebie jeebies from @no_crybaby_dogs’ crystal ball.
5:47 p.m. An unknown, masked spook hits Officer Annie with a water balloon.
6:57 p.m. Officers Aedan and Winston report for dooty.
Handoff report: It’s been pretty quiet but some masked spook hit me with a water balloon. Spook was never located. @no_crybaby_doGs gypsy found a lost puppy in her crystal ball and beamed it up.
6:03 p.m. Officer Annie signs off. Officers Aedan and Winston now in charge of Sekurity.
8:00 p.m. Lieutenant Shawnee reports for dooty.
Handoff Report: All quiet during our shift, but we see that @mattiedog and @marshallsheldon and crew are filtering in. We’ll be back later for backup!!
8:14 p.m. Officers Aedan and Winston sign off dooty. Lieutenant Shawnee is in charge of Sekurity.
9:54 p.m. Officer Benji reports for dooty.
Handoff Report: Nothing to report. All quiet tonight.
10:00 p.m. Lieutenant Shawnee signs off dooty. Officer Benji is in charge of Sekurity.
10:45 p.m. Officer Benji reports that all is quiet.
11:46 p.m. Officer Duchess detains a streaking @MarshallSheldon. Assists Officer Benji in taking the streaker to jail. Officer Benji pawprints and books the streaker. Bail is set at $10 donation to charity. (Problem: @MarshallSheldon is the Shibberin Cheetos driver!)
11:59 p.m. Officer Benji advises @SphynxCatBoo that someone has complained of naked pics of @SphynxCatBoo’s bottom.
12:00 a.m. Officer Benji’s shift ends, but Officer Benji remains on dooty to assist Officer Duchess in the event of jail break attempts to free @MarshallSheldon.
Handoff Report: @MarshallSheldon in jail waiting for bail, @SphynxCatBoo up to no good showing naked pics…and keep an eye on @indykitty.
12:35 a.m. Officer Duchess issues SEKURITY ALERT: Block @Bacon_FTW who is retweeter bot OMD twice already!
12:44 a.m. @MoxieDaDoxie pays bail for @MarshallSheldon, so he’s released from jail. Officers Duchess and Benji both advise @MarshallSheldon to keep his furs ON.
1:45 a.m. Officer Duchess issues Sekurity Alert: Please block & report as spam 1JazzyJeff – very naughty. Please block & report.
1:49 a.m. Officer Morris reports early for dooty.
Handoff Report: During the end of Officer Benji’s shift, as the concert was winding down, @MarshallSheldon took off fur & streaked nekkid. The 2 of us circled round & caught him! Put him in da pokie! @ShibberingC drove off without their driver! MoxieDaDoxie paid the $10 bail and bailed him out – very sweet! We had 1 very naughty person try to talk to the PawPawty. Sekurity alert went out to block & report 1jazzyjeff as a naughty spammer.
1:58 a.m. Officer Duchess signs off dooty. Officer Morris is in charge of Sekurity.
2:28 a.m. Officer Morris reports: Vampires and werewolves and zombies, oh my! If you see any Howloween Hijinks or Scary Spammers, please let Sekurity know!
3:48 a.m. Officer Morris takes @BadAndy_KityKat’s horse into pawtective custody to prevent it from trampling PawPawty guests.
3:55 a.m. Officer Morris reports: Oh noes, now @BadAndy_KityKat’s head has sunk in the punchbowl and he might DROWN! Officer Morrispulls Andy’s head out & starts mouth-to-mouth. @BadAndy_KityKat was fine, however, and was just practicing holding his breath to learn to scuba. Officer Morris returns the head to the punch bowl.
3:58 a.m. Officer Duchess reports for another shift.
Handoff Report: @BadAndy_KityKat left his head in the punchbowl, but his horse & body were out of control! I had to take @BadAndy_KityKat’s horse (& body) into pawtective custody cos pawtygoers were being trampled! Andy’s head is still in the punchbowl – I thought he was drowning, but he was practicing holding his breath. And that’s all that happened! So, careful of the punchbowl and make sure the horse (& body) don’t escape!
4:05 a.m. Officer Morris signs off dooty. Officer Duchess is in charge of Sekurity.
4:16 a.m. Cadet Bandit checks in early. Officer Duchess begins basic Sekurity training.
4:57 a.m. Officer JB reports for dooty.
Handoff Report: No official report because Officer Duchess remains on dooty. Both Officers Duchess and JB are in charge of Sekurity. Cadet Bandit remains, still training.
5:09 a.m. Officer Duchess reminds @MarshallSheldon that “freeing willies” will result in him being back in the slammer again.
5:23 a.m. Sergeant Brutus checks in with the team. All is still quiet.
5:46 a.m. Officer Duchess signs off dooty.
6:00 a.m. Officer JB remains on dooty as the next officer fails to show for shift.
7:47 a.m. Officer Annie reports for dooty.
Handoff Report: @BadAndy_KityKat lost his body & horse, but Officer Morris helped recover both.
7:56 a.m. Officer JB signs off dooty. Officer Annie in charge of Sekurity.
7:59 a.m. Officer Annie reminds partiers to beware of spooks: http://twitpic.com/2yfera
8:05 a.m. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo reports for dooty.
8:08 a.m. Officer CheshireK reports for dooty.
Sekurity Note: After three officers report for dooty at the same time, they check the schedule. Turns out Officer Annie reported 2 hours late, actually starting at the very end of her shift. Officer JB covered the missed shift, so no lapse in Sekurity coverage for the PawPawty. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo and Officer CheshireK were both scheduled for this shift. Officer Annie remains on dooty, but reports that she had time confusion and an alien took over her brain.
8:28 a.m. Officer Annie issues Sekurity alert for a spooky doggie roaming at the PawPawty: http://twitpic.com/2yfo98
8:48 a.m. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo apprehends scary doggie and wrestles handcuffs on him. For the safety of PawPawty guests, the Officers plan to hold the zombie dog until after the PawPawty ends.
8:57 a.m. Officer Annie reports being bitten by the zombie dog.
9:10 a.m. Officer CheshireK discovers that @MouseholeCat was also bitten by the scary zombie dog. Officer CheshireK bandages @MouseholeCat’s entire backside to protect the wound.
9:12 a.m. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo administers tetanus and rabies shots to Officer Annie and @MouseholeCat.
9:24 a.m. Officer Annie signs off dooty and goes to rest behind the bar.
9:41 a.m. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo and Officer CheshireK both check on the zombie dog patients.
10:00 a.m. Sergeant Brutus reports for dooty.
Handoff Report: We had two injuries from a zombie dog. Keep the zombie dog in the lock-up until after the PawPawty. @MouseholeCat was bandaged. Officer Annie worked with us until the zombie dog bit her and she went for a nap. Both injured anipals were given tetanus and rabies shots by Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo, and both are recovering well. And @IAMZorro was talking about streaking but decided not to because we had 3 sekurity officers on dooty.
10:04 a.m. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo and Officer CheshireK both sign off dooty. Sergeant Brutus is in charge of Sekurity.
10:08 a.m. Sergeant Brutus advises @kingtuttifruiti that we don’t arrest nekkid cats. Streak away.
11:44 a.m. Sergeant Brutus confirms that the zombie dog is still locked up in jail.
11:48 a.m. Sergeant Brutus assists @PierreThePoodle in bringing in the hooch wagon.http://twitpic.com/2yhgwc
12:07 p.m. Cadet Bandit reports for official training shift. Sergeant Brutus passes Sekurity dooty to Cadet Bandit, but remains on watch to assist if necessary.
12:10 p.m. @thisbear offers to be naughty if Cadet Bandit needs any Sekurity practice.
12:15 p.m. Sergeant Brutus issues SEKURITY NOTICE: @PierreThePoodle has no limit hooch at the bar.
12:18 p.m. Sergeant Brutus and Cadet Bandit begin to chase nekkid steakers @IamZorro and @thisbear.
12:32 p.m. Cadet Bandit apprehends @thisbear. Sergeant Brutus sets bail at $10 donation to charity.
12:35 p.m. Sergeant Brutus advises @ParkerSKat that he’s way too young to drink and should NOT ask Sekurity officers for drinks!
12:45 p.m. Sergeant Brutus advises @Fergusthedog that aiding and abetting is not allowed. (No giving @ParkerSKat hooch!)
12:52 p.m. Cadet Duchess paid bail for @thisbear, so Cadet Bandit releases @thisbear.
1:07 p.m. Cadet Buddy asks @Petiethecat for ID, but Petie refuses, sticks his tongue out, and runs. Cadet Bandit eventually catches Petie. Petie is fined $5 for resisting arrest and insubordination. Petie continues to be insubordinate and is jailed. Bail is set at $10 donation. @henryandfriends kindly pays Petie’s fine/bail, and Petie the ornery cat is released.
1:32 p.m. Sergeant Brutus confirms to @Fergusthedog that the zombie dog is still in the jail on high sekurity watch.
1:49 a.m. Sergeant Brutus advises Cadet Bandit to capture the nekkid @IamZorro. Cadet Bandit begins the chase.
1:50 p.m. @FrugadDougal extends the PawPawty by 15 minutes due quizzes running late.
1:55 p.m. @IamZorro is apprehended, forced to put his fur back on, and jailed.
1:56 p.m. Sergeant Brutus receives a report that @indykitty is stealing keys, wallets, etc. from anipals’ pockets. Sergeant Brutus asks Cadet Bandit to apprehend the suspect.
1:58 p.m. Cadet Bandit catches @indykitty and takes him to the slammer.
2:20 p.m. Cadet Bandit jails himself in order to raise more money for charity.
2:24 p.m. Bail is posted for @IamZorro, @indykitty, and Cadet Bandit. All anipals are released from jail.
2:30 p.m. PawPawty officially ends.

{ 1 comment }

snickers October 20, 2010 at 4:16 am

grate report as always officer buttons

officer JB, thank you for staying for extra shift when your relief did not arrive

cadet bandit, ize very impressed with your first training shift. grate job!

EVERYONE, fantastic job pawtecting and helping #pawpawty raise money!

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