2010 August PawPawty Sekurity Report

by Buttons Nafziger on August 11, 2010

in reports

The August 2010 PawPawty was held August 7-8 with a Tropical Paradise theme. The Pawty charity was Second Chance Pet Adoptions, and a total of $1,140 was raised.

Once again, Lieutenant Shawnee sewed marvelous Pawty uniforms for the Sekurity Team!

Sekurity Team Roll Call

Official Sekurity Team Report

2:00 p.m. PawPawty begins with anipal tributes and birthdays. Captain Snickers is in charge of Sekurity.
2:46 p.m. Sergeant Brutus reminds Captain Snickers that the Shibbering Cheetos are performing at 3:00 p.m. Be ready!
3:25 p.m. Captain Snickers advises @mattiedog that he can’t join Mattie’s conga line while on dooty.
3:28 p.m. Captain Snickers reports: crazy conga line almost swept me away! Makes it hard to keep the PawPawty safe and help the newcomers! BOL!
3:32 p.m. Report comes in from Sergeant Brutus that Sekurity is needed. @MaggieTKat is chasing @mattiedog and screaming “murder!”
3:34 p.m. @MaggieTKat is tackled by Captain Snickers. Sergeant Brutus checks on @mattiedog while Captain Snickers talks to @MaggieTKat. Seems the situation started when @mattiedog told @hookalopes when @MaggieTKat was leaving for Barkworld, now Maggie has to listen to them the entire way there.
3:37 p.m. Captain Snickers explains that @MaggieTKat can’t murder @mattiedog for that reason, and especially not at PawPawty. Maggie admits to just really wanting to scare the pants off of Mattie instead. Maggie promised to be good, apologized, and is released. @mattiedog goes off to Tequilaland.
3:57 p.m. Officer Hella reports for dooty.
Handoff Report: It’s been a CRAZY start to pawty this month, probably because of Shibbering Cheetos concert. Silly @mattiedog did tell @Hookalopes when @maggietkat is leaving for Barkworld and Maggie did get quite mad. @mattiedog was screaming and running for his life but I did tackle @maggietkat and she did calm down just fine.
4:00 p.m. Captain Snickers signs off. Officer Hella Hedgie is in charge of Sekurity.
4:25 p.m. SEKURITY ALERT: @AYankeeCat is twisted from too much dancing!
4:27 p.m. Officer Hella Hedgie asks @MRkiplingwoof for some beers STAT to get @AYankeeCat untwisted.
4:32 p.m. @AYankeeCat is finally untwisted thanks to @MRkiplingwoof’s bacon beer IV. Officer Hella Hedgie advises to go have another beer and relax to avoid future twisting.
4:41 p.m. SEKURITY ANNOUNCEMENT: Be alert for a zooooooooooming @eddiebabycat (again)
4:48 p.m. SEKURITY ALERT: please watch for a zooming @Eddiebabycat AND zooming @ParkerSCat
4:49 p.m. SEKURITY ALERT: Reports of a zooming hedgie in a sekurity uniform are unconfirmed at this time (cough, cough)
4:53 p.m. Officer Hella Hedgie reports: I repeat: Reports of hedgie zoooming with @EddiebabyCat are unconfirmed at this point!!
5:19 p.m. Officer Hella Hedgie reports Bacon_FTW as a bot.
5:58 p.m. Lieutenant Shawnee reports for dooty.
Handoff Report: There was one spammer I had to spikey but it hasn’t been back. Everyone seems a little sleepy!
6:05 p.m. Lieutenant Shawnee and Officer Hella Hedgie both confirm to @IamZorro that streaking is allowed by anipals at the PawPawty because animals aren’t required to wear clothes anyway.
6:09 p.m. Officer Hella Hedgie signs off dooty. Lieutenant Shawnee is in charge of Sekurity.
7:58 p.m. Officer Duchess reports for dooty.
Handoff Report: It’s very quite. All are behaving. Nothing to report.
8:04 p.m. Lieutenant Shawnee signs off dooty. Officer Duchess is in charge of Sekurity.
8:22 p.m. Officer Duchess advises @HenrytheCat2002 and @Ryker_Tyker that she’s watching them. Watch Da coconuts!
9:16 p.m. SEKURITY ALERT: Block Bacon_FTW who is bot retweeter & very annoying!!
9:45 p.m. Sekurity Announcement: Officer Duchess’ main account is in Twitter jail and she’s now using @DuchessLabbie.
9:49 p.m. SEKURITY REMINDER: Officer Duchess here as @DuchessLabbie – @DuchessCrabtree is in Twitter jail still!
10:37 p.m. Officer Cheshire reports for dooty.
Handoff Report: All is good. All is good!
11:17 p.m. Officer Cheshire investigates a possible snake at the PawPawty. http://twitpic.com/2cno0q
11:34 p.m. Officer Cheshire confirms that although @BorisKitty had a rattler snake, he did NOT bring it to the PawPawty. Thus, no anipals were in danger. (Note: Dokumentation Officer takes partial blame for the misunderstanding…I was talking to @BorisKitty about my new snake toy and he’s got one just like it…so THAT’S where the snake talk all started. Oopsie…)
11:44 p.m. Captain Snickers checks in. Officer Cheshire reports: Everything is quiet. @BorisKitty didn’t bring his snake to the pawty. *heaves sigh of relief*
12:55 a.m. Officer Duchess reports for dooty (later shift start was previously arranged with Officer Cheshire since he was late for his shift earlier).
Handoff Report: We had no incidents to report. We thought there was a snake at the pawty, but there was no snake at all. Zoomers were good and happy! All in all, everyone is in fine spirits and getting along well.
12:58 a.m. Officer Cheshire signs off dooty. Officer Duchess back in charge of Sekurity.
1:38 a.m. Officer Duchess reports that @Eddiebabycat tripped and got a bloody nose. Officer Duchess assisted by getting him some ice. Warned him about zooooming too fast.
1:58 a.m. Officer Morris reports for dooty.
Handoff Report: @eddiebabycat got tripped by @indykitty & got bloody nose, but @PollyPuss11 gave me some ice for his nose. So Eddie’s nose got better, just a little sore from the fall. @PollyPuss11 gave him some milk & he feels better. Other than that everyone’s been behaving & having fun. We had a great kitty cuddle pile, too.
2:08 a.m. Officer Duchess signs off dooty. Officer Morris is in charge of Sekurity.
3:22 a.m. @henryandfriends’ computer CRASHED in the middle of Edward’s quizzing. Officer Morris offers to arrest the computer. Naughty, mean, BAD computer!!!
Non-Handoff Report: @indykitty apologized for tripping @Eddiebabycat and making his nose bleed. No arrest made. @henryandfriends’s computer crashed in the middle of Edward’s quizzing. I arrested the computer. @perrythebirman fooled me yet again by putting out emergency sekurity call for fun!
4:06 a.m. Officer Morris signs off dooty. Note: No Sekurity coverage for the next 2 hours.
5:38 a.m. Officer JBHippo reports for dooty.
8:01 a.m. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo reports for dooty.
Handoff Report: All is quiet!! Not even one zooming @Eddiebabycat! Surf’s up and everyone is chillin’ in the surf & sand!
8:07 a.m. Officer JBHippo signs off dooty. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo now in charge of Sekurity.
8:57 a.m. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo reports: @hemmingwayscat had DM trouble, seems to be back in working order. Will monitor the situation.
9:36 a.m. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo reports: wow, my ninja suit is gettin hot in dis sunshines! i fink it hit the surf a bit, see what’s happening in da waters.
10:01 a.m. Sergeant Brutus reports for dooty.
Handoff Report: Such a quite shift! Lots of sun, surf and friends!
10:08 a.m. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo signs off dooty. Sergeant Brutus is in charge of Sekurity.
10:43 a.m. Sergeant Brutus reports that things are “so far, so good. There’s no mischief yet.
11:42 a.m. New Officers Aedan and Winston report for their first shift.
12:10 p.m. Officer Aedan takes the front door and officer Winston watches the back door, taking PawPawty admissions.
1:25 p.m. Officers Aedan and Winston report that we made it to the PawPawty donation goal!
1:33 p.m. Officer Winston shakes the Twitter whale by the tail to try to get more tips/donations out.
2:06 p.m. PawPawty ends and Officers Aedan and Winston sign off dooty.

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