2010 July PawPawty Sekurity Report

by JB Hippo on July 24, 2010 · 8 comments

in reports

On the weekend of July 17th & 18th, a very special pawpawty was held in conjunction with the first EVER Anipal Academy Awards ceremony! The charity supported was the Colorado State University Animal Cancer Center. An amazing $1,362 was raised to benefit the research done at the center.

Turnout at the event was phenomenal! Anipals of all shapes, sizes, colors, and food preferences arrived in limos and sparkly prams and were dressed to the nines!

JULY 2010 SEKURITY TEAM ROLLCALL

Captain Snickers

Captain Snickers

@Snick_the_Dog

Lieutenant Shawnee

Lieutenant Shawnee

@shawneeshep

Sergeant Brutus

Sergeant Brutus

@brutusthedane

Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo

Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo

@mizCleo

Officer Cheshire Kitten

Officer Cheshire Kitten

@CheshireK

Officer Hella Hedgehog

Officer Hella Hedgehog

@hellahedgie

Officer Duchess

Officer Duchess

@duchesscrabtree

Officer JB Hippo

Officer JB Hippo

@JBHippo

Cadet Benji

Cadet Benji

@Benjito95

2:00 PM Pawpawty begins! Captain Snickers is on duty!
2:23 Anipals are gently informed that the #aaac hashtag is for viewing the ceremony only.
HANDOFF
REPORT
lots of excitement about Anipal Academy Awards but everyone on best behavior so far. pls do keep an eye on AAAC hashtag and give friendly reprimand to anipals who tweet it. espeshully look for RTs.
4:00 PM Captain Snickers signs off, Officer Hella is now on duty.
4:29 PM @BunnyJeanCook alerts Officer Hella of possible spamster, user name: hashtagger. Officer Hella reports offender to Twitter Authorities.
4:44 PM SEKURITY ANNOUNCEMENT: Please remember to only use the #pawpawty hashtag. #AAAC is fur presenters only.
4:55 PM Officer Hella receives a report about possible Anipal Academy Award theft perpetrated by one @RufusRabbit!
HANDOFF
REPORT
The anipals have been very good!! just been remindering efurryone to only use #pawpawty and not AAAC hashtag.
6:00 PM Lt. @ShawneeShep signs on, Officer Hella is how off duty.
6:44 PM HONK HONK HONK – Lt. Shawnee gives @StephenFrysCat a lift after a slight chair malfunction: http://twitpic.com/269fjj
6:55 PM Lt. Shawnee finds @StephenFrysCat a seat 🙂 http://twitpic.com/269iup
7:30 PM Lt. Shawnee advises @flicka47 that @stephenfryscat has received more than his fair share of cupcakes and should, perhaps, be cut off. http://twitpic.com/269scd
8:05 PM Oh, no, Cadet Benji is missing!!!
8:10 PM Lt. Shawnee alerts Officer Duchess that poor Cadet Benji is missing! [Cadet Benji’s papa has been injured!!! #pawcircle for Cadet Benji’s papa!]
8:18 PM Officer Duchess changes into her Sekurity uniform to relieve Lt. Shawnee. Officer Duchess is a Very Good Dog! 🙂
8:22 PM Officer Duchess assures Cadet Benji that he shouldn’t worry about his shift and should stay by his dad. We all want him to be ok!
HANDOFF
REPORT
All quiet here!
9:14 PM Cadet Benji  is on duty & lets Officer Duchess know his daddy is ok. 🙂 [extra hugs to Cadet Benji & his mom & dad!!]
9:15 Cadet Benji patrols the pawty.
HANDOFF
REPORT
Seems like everything is ok. I see no problems or trouble. Everyone looks so nice all dressed up. Congrats to all the winners.
10:00 PM Cadet Benji signs off, Officer Duchess is now in charge.
10:04 PM @perrythebirman is asked to be careful not to ZOOOOOOOOOM into pawty guests.
10:07 PM @flicka47 thinks @perrythebirman took too big of a puff off his catnip cigar and is bouncing off the walls!!!
10:11 PM Officer Duchess wonders with @flicka47 if perhaps @perrythebirman is on medication. She will keep an eye on him and his antics.
11:55 PM @PierreThePoodle reports a stalker kitty to Officer Duchess. She crates stalker kitty for the night.
HANDOFF
REPORT
Iz had to crate “stalker kitty” but efurone else has been great!
Midnight Officer Cheshire Kitten now on duty. Officer Duchess can catch her breath for a bit.
12:05 AM Officer CheshireK inquires about the stalker kitty – is he still safely in crate? (Yes, crate is locked!)
HANDOFF
REPORT
We had one lost brain, lost by @GeorgeTheDuck’s Typist and a pair of lost eyes by @tweetypie54.
2:00 AM Officer Duchess is back on duty. Officer ChesireK signing off.
2:12 AM Officer Duchess offers to help @CheshieK with a report of lost marbles.
2:15 AM @ZhenZhen09 reports that her purse is lost!
2:18 AM SEKURITY ALERT – looking fur a red purse wif pearls on it – plz report to sekurity if found.
2:19 AM A stunning silver clutch purse has been found by @JavaTheCat.
2:20 AM @indulgedfurries is assured that nip cigars and drinks are legal, no need to step outside.
2:23 AM Officer Duchess and @CheshieK look under tables, by the bar, and at the door for @ZhenZhen09’s lost purse.
2:25 AM LOST & FOUND Cigarette case with the initials BL, pair of Silver Nike running shoes, this strange feather boa…, stunning silver clutch.
2:28 AM FOR THE RECORD, @flicka47, Sekurity does not smoke nip while on duty!
2:36 AM Officer Duchess checks  way back under the bar & finds @ZhenZhen09’s red clutch with pearls.
2:41 AM Sekurity Announcement: There is a Lost & Found department at the Sekurity Office if you need help with something.
4:35 AM Taxis are available for any anipal who needs a ride somewhere.
4:49 AM @PepiSmartDog has fainted! Officer Duchess arrives to offer medical assistance.
HANDOFF
REPORT
all anipals haf been well behaved @PepiSmartDog fainted but I revived him. All is good. We had a few lost items (in sekurity office) and some lost marbles I haven’t found. And one last – lost red w/pearl clutch found.
5:40 AM Officer JB signs on to relieve Officer Duchess.
5:54 AM Sekurity Announcement: Please be aware of the zoooOoooOoooming @Eddiebabycat! If you see him coming step aside, please! 🙂
9:00 AM SEKURITY ANNOUNCEMENT This is Officer JB – I am in Twitter Jail for the 1st time ever & will tweet from this account (@JBtheHippo). *blush*
HANDOFF
REPORT
It was a very quiet morning!! @Eddiebabycat did a few zoom-bys but no trouble! 🙂
10:00 AM Sgt. Brutus checks in, Officer JB signs off.
11:03 AM Sgt. Brutus informs @MaggieTKat that soliciting Sekurity Officers is cause for arrest!
11:55 AM @BigBoyBosco is seen wearing Sgt. Brutus’s Sekurity badge!
11:57 AM Anyone caught wearing Sgt. Brutus’s ID badge will be arrested immediately (ahem, @BigBoyBosco @DaneRay @JustAnotherTrnd @no_crybaby_doGs)
11:59 AM @BigBoyBosco has been cut0ff from the hooch closet and warned that he’s about to be thrown in the pokey!!!
12:01 PM @BigBoyBosco @tweetypie54 @JustAnotherTrnd are thrown into the paddy wagon
HANDOFF
REPORT
@BigBoyBosco has stolen my sekurity badge and is impersonating me to get into restricted areas.
Noon ninja strike force leader mizCleo is in the house – and on duty! Evil-doers, beware!!!
12:06 PM @BigBoyBosco is handcuffed!
12:07 PM @JustAnotherTrnd is told that crying won’t make Sekurity go any easier on you!
12:08 PM mizCleo wonders who @BigBoyBosco thought he was fooling trying to impersonate the Sarge. mizCleo uses her ninja skill to swipe @BigBoyBosco’s spark plugs.
12:09 PM Who can post bail for @tweetypie54 @JustAnotherTrnd & @BigBoyBosco?
12:27 PM @DaneRay posts bail for the troublemakers!
1:48 PM Sekurity reporting only small mischiefs now.
2:00 PM The first ever Anipal Academy Award pawpawty officially ends!!
LATER
THAT
NIGHT…
Sekurity discovers that @BigBoyBosco has stolen the Master Key to All Things Sekurity. Luckily, mizCleo’s ninja’d it back and has it safely tucked away in her locker.

{ 8 comments }

Dusty & Hurley July 24, 2010 at 5:51 pm

DUSTY: I’m embarrassed that my crying is in Sekurity Report! I was behaving, honestly!
HURLEY: I didn’t cry, I loved riding in Paddy Wagon and hanging out at the Big House w/ Bosco! Woof-hoo!
DUSTY: It was definitely a fun time with Bosco… I’ll never forget it!

DaneRay July 24, 2010 at 6:00 pm

Always glad to bail out my anipals! =;-)

mariodacat July 24, 2010 at 6:01 pm

Oh no – dat bad @BigBoyBosco getting handcuffed for theft of security badge -what has my buddy done!!! Guess I’ll have to supervise him next pawpawty to keep him from getting into trouble again.

snickers July 24, 2010 at 9:13 pm

that very good report officer @JBHippo. thank you so much for filling in on dokumentashun duty again

BigBoyBosco July 24, 2010 at 9:51 pm

What Badge? What Sekurity key?….Dusty, crying is NOT allowed in the big house, u always look guilty. Bosco sits back, smokes a Cuban while looking at is key duplication prowess. HELLOOOOO next months #pawpawty!!

Dane Ray July 25, 2010 at 4:59 pm

Hey, now! You didn’t share the Cubanos with us! =:-(((

snickers July 27, 2010 at 2:40 pm

we iz on to you now bosco!

DaneRay July 25, 2010 at 4:58 pm

I can’t afford to keep posting bail, so you have to be on your best behavior at future #pawpawty events … even if the hidden hooch is soooooooooooooo delish! =;-)

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