expansion & a promoshun: sergeant brutus

by snickers on May 12, 2010

in announcements

Officer Brutusofficer brutus promoted to sergeant

captain snickers and lieutenant shawnee would like to announce promoshun of officer brutus (@brutusthedane) to position of pawpawty sekurity team sergeant. sergeant brutus haz been with the sekurity team since august 2009 and haz worked fifteen (15) shifts. brutus is the consumate sekurity officer and we are proud to have him as a sergeant now!

sekurity team expanding

the pawpawty sekurity team is now available upon reqwest for any charitable anipal twitter pawties. pawty organizers, please do email captain snickers (snickers at snickthedog dot com) if would like sekurity at your pawty. you will need to provide the start and end dates/times of your pawty, the charity that will benefit from donashuns, and any speshul sekurity concerns you may haz. then captain snickers, lieutenant shawnee or sergeant brutus will then look for sekurity team member to organize sekurity for you.

arrests expected to rise

with increased organization, recruiting and training, captain snickers is expecting anipal arrests at pawties to rise… better watch out because sekurity is watching you. if you make some trouble, you will haz to pay pawty jail bail (donashun) and end up in our sekurity report!

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