2010 May PawPawty Sekurity Report

by Buttons Nafziger on May 26, 2010 · 5 comments

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The May 2010 PawPawty was held May 22-23, with a “Cooking” theme. The PawPawty benefited the North West English Springer Spaniel Rescue and raised a total of $1,278.18.

Lieutenant Shawnee once again sewed marvelous uniforms for the Sekurity Team, featuring cool chef cleavers and “No Spam” graphics. Prior to the PawPawty, @FergusTheDog posted the following…um…”tribute” to the May uniforms: http://blip.fm/~qrvkc.

May Sekurity Team Roll Call

Official Sekurity Report

1:56 p.m. Sergeant Brutus signs in for Dooty.
2:00 p.m. PawPawty officially begins!
2:54 p.m. Sergeant Brutus jumps on the bar to dance for charity. He brought sexy back. (http://twitter.com/mattiedog/status/14510514453)
3:28 p.m. Sekurity Alert: Anyone caught trying to get a sneak peek at @SmokeyPoodle’s cookbook will be arrested!
3:58 p.m. Sekurity Notice: Don’t forget that @RascalBCool is still collecting recipes for his cookbook! Enjoy the food today!
4:04 p.m. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo reports for Dooty.
Handoff Report: Pretty quiet so far. I sent out a general threat notice that anyone trying to get a sneak peep at the cookbook would be arrested on the spot. So far, the troops have been orderly.
4:07 p.m. Sergeant Brutus signs off of Dooty. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo is now officially in charge.
5:20 p.m. Report comes in from @MrKiplingwoof that @TeaganTheDog’s toys are in the washing machine! We need a sea search and rescue team! Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo puts on her scuba gear to assist in the rescue. The rescue is successful. http://twitter.com/TeaganTheDog/status/14517472520
6:01 p.m. Lieutenant Shawnee reports for Dooty.
Handoff Report: I rescued some toys from a washing machine, and protected Smokey’s cookbook from @ellabellakitty. Aside from that, it was pretty quiet!
6:06 p.m. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo signs off Dooty. Lieutenant Shawnee is now officially in charge.
6:21 p.m. From Lieutenant Shawnee: I just maded up a poem: If’n you is noo and dussn’t know wot to do, ask me, I is sekurity.
7:27 p.m. Sekurity Notice: For the first time ever, Sekurity did not have to tell @BadAndy_KityKat to unlock his account!
7:54 p.m. Sekurity Alert: Block @ Bacon_FTW (remove space after @) suspekted bot retweeter.
8:04 p.m. Lieutenant Shawnee and Sergeant Brutus both keep an eye on @EllaBellaKitty who is still trying to get a sneak peep of the cookbook. http://twitter.com/brutusthedane/status/14523544089
8:29 p.m. Junior Officer Buddy signs in for Dooty. (Note: Cadets JB Hippo and Duchess both volunteered to cover the shift if Buddy did not appear.)
Handoff Report: Keep an eye on @EllaBellaKitty because she’s trying to sneak a peak at the top secret cookbook. And the bacon bot Bacon_FTW tried crashing the Pawty but I haven’t seen him any more.
8:30 p.m. Sekurity Notice from Sergeant Brutus: As sekurity I’m not even really sure what to do with a flashing dog dressed as a banana! (Note: this was @mattiedog’s costume.)
8:41 p.m. Lieutenant Shawnee signs off Dooty. Junior Officer Buddy is in charge of Sekurity.
9:19 p.m. Junior Officer Buddy spies some possible streakers.
10:00 p.m. Sergeant Brutus reports for Dooty.
Handoff Report: You may want to watch the streakers — @wildaboutbirds, @kingtuttifruiti, and Cadet JB Hippo. But otherwise, it went well.
10:02 p.m. Junior Officer Buddy signs off Dooty. Sergeant Brutus is in charge of Sekurity.
10:12 p.m. Sekurity Alert: Be on the lookout for this guy who is stalking @PierreThePoodle http://twitpic.com/1q718u
10:33 p.m. Sergeant Brutus assists @PierreThePoodle, who has gotten locked out of his hooch booth.
10:38 p.m. Sekurity Alert: There’s a nanna cream pie fight going on. Stay clear if you want to stay clean.
10:48 p.m. Sekurity Alert: It’s a giant nanna creme pie fight at PawPawty. Anipals are licking each other. Very tasty.
12:35 a.m. Report comes in that @PierreThePoodle is now locked INSIDE his hooch booth. Sergeant Brutus advises that that’s better than being locked out of it.
12:44 a.m. Officer Morris reports early for Dooty.
Handoff Report: At the start of my shift there was a massive banana creme pie fight and then bananas foster. Quiet since then. Oh, except @PierreThePoodle just came back with fresh hooch!
12:49 a.m. Sergeant Brutus signs off Dooty. Officer Morris is now in charge of Sekurity.
1:05 a.m. Officer Morris warns @DawgBlogger, @Health4UandPets, and @rumblepurr to take care up on the bar. No more than a dozen up there at a time.
1:12 a.m. Officer Morris joins the dancers on the bar for some floofilicous dancing.
1:29 a.m. Sekurity Notice: If anyone needs help getting home from the PawPawty, just let me know. I have tea-trolleys ready and waiting! One push, and whoooooosh!
3:01 a.m. Report of a possible spammer comes in from @JavaTheCat. Officer Morris investigates.
3:17 a.m. Sekurity Alert: If you get a message from Poor_House2 you may want to block & report. Tweets are all asking for money.
3:51 a.m. Cadet Duchess reports for Dooty.
Handoff Report: It’s been pretty quiet. There was one minor spammer but no other trouble.
4:00 a.m. Officer Morris passes Sekurity Dooty to Cadet Duchess.
5:30 a.m. Sekurity Alert: Anyone caught trying to get a sneak peek at @SmokeyPoodle’s cookbook will be arrested!
5:36 a.m. Cadet Duchess advises @bijntje that she will call a taxi he doesn’t have a designated driver. Sekurity will call taxis for anyone that needs one.
5:53 a.m. Cadet JB Hippo reports for Dooty.
Handoff Report: Everything is going fine! We had some bubbles over at DJ booth & drinks are now bein served from a cement mixer, but all is good.
6:15 a.m. Sekurity Notice: Anipal Cookbook will be unveiled officially this morning when @FrugalDougal announces we are over our donation goal.
7:29 a.m. @kingtuttifruiti runs past Sekurity and yells, “Be on alert for NEKKID STONER STREAKING KITTEHS. Cadet JB Hippo goes into hot pursuit and covers Nekkid Tutti with a tablecloth.
7:56 a.m. @kingtuttifruiti slips out from under the tablecloth. Cadet JB Hippo reports that Tutti has the super zoomies.
8:01 a.m. @kingtuttifruiti removes his fur to streak completely nekkid, wearing only a chef hat. (Impersonating human streakers is a big no-no.) Cadet JB Hippo chases after him.
8:02 a.m. @TheNascarKitty asks Cadet JB Hippo to join the streakers. Proof: http://twitter.com/TheNascarKitty/status/14552763141 Cadet JB Hippo advises @TheNascarKitty to NOT try to corrupt a Sekurity team member!
8:16 a.m. Cadet JB Hippo reports that she’s been chasing the nekkid, streaking kitties and covering them with checkered tablecloths.
8:27 a.m. Officer Smokey checks in and tells Cadet JB Hippo that he overslept.
8:37 a.m. Officer Smokey reports for Dooty and thanks Cadet JB Hippo for covering the time he was late for his shift.
Handoff Report: @kingtuttifruiti & @TheNascarKitty were nekkid nipped up & furless streaking but I chased them & covered them up with tablecloths. Otherwise it’s been quiet!
8:46 a.m. Cadet JB Hippo signs off Dooty. Officer Smokey is now in charge of Sekurity.
9:46 a.m. Sergeant Brutus asks Officer Smokey to cover his shift for a few minutes. Officer Smokey agrees.
10:08 a.m. Sergeant Brutus officially reports for Dooty. Had a pipe burst in his house the day before so they have no water. Coffee was critical to mom’s existence. Sergeant Brutus had to help her before signing in.
Handoff Report: Quiet this morning. Nothing to report in shift turnover.
10:16 a.m. Officer Smokey remains at the PawPawty but passes Sekurity Dooty to Sergeant Brutus.
10:40 a.m. Sekurity Alert: Cookbook authors have been kidnapped. I REPEAT @SmokeyPoodle & @OdyMaltese have been dognapped!
10:44 a.m. FOUR PAWS SEKURITY ALERT: @BigBoyBosco has dognapped @SmokeyPoodle and @OdyMaltese. Why?
10:46 a.m. Sergeant Brutus appeals to @BigBoyBosco to contact Sekurity with his demands.
10:54 a.m. Sergeant Brutus enlists Cadet JB Hippo, @JustAnotherTrnd, @RascalBCool, and @Fergusthedog to help with the kidnapping rescue.
11:04 a.m. Chase continues…
11:05 a.m. Sekurity Alert: rescue attempt in progress. Be on lookout for @EllaBellaKitty & @BigBoyBosco.
11:07 a.m. @Fergusthedog brings down @BigBoyBosco: http://twitter.com/Fergusthedog/status/14561543586
11:09 a.m. Sekurity Notice: @BigBoyBosco is heading to the PawPawty jail! Please post bail for him.
11:11 a.m. @EllaBellaKitty is still on the run with @SmokeyPoodle.
11:11 a.m. @BlindMaximus posts $5 bail for @BigBoyBosco. Sergeant Brutus advises that bail is higher than that for dognapping.
11:16 a.m. @EllaBellaKitty is apprehended and @OdyMaltese and @SmokeyPoodle are freed.
11:27 a.m. @BigBoyBosco is released from jail after @MouseholeCat posts additional bail. @BigBoyBosco promises to no longer chase kitties.
11:29 a.m. Officer Smokey unveils the Anipal Cookbook.
11:59 a.m. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo reports for Dooty.
Handoff Report: Oh dog. It might be faster to read ppsr report! Basically @BigBoyBosco dognapped @SmokeyPoodle & @OdyMaltese & held them for ransom because he wanted the cookbook. We had sekurity detail catch him and @EllaBellaKitty and rescue. Then @OdyMaltese leaked the cookbook link. http://tinyurl.com/2d2rdzt So it’s out now!
12:11 p.m. Sergeant Brutus passes Sekurity Dooty to Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo.
12:50 p.m. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo checks the concert venue for safety.
1:05 p.m. @BigBoyBosco tries to light firecrackers and stuff them in the potties. Proof: http://twitter.com/BigBoyBosco/status/14567570866 Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo reminds him that she’s a NINJA and thus sees everything. She advises him to light the firecrackers outside, after the concert.
1:27 p.m. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo and Cadet Duchess apprehend a streaking @marshallsheldon.
1:36 p.m. Sergeant Brutus reports that @ShibberingC groupies are carrying off the soundboard. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo and Cadet Duchess pursue. Groupies have apparently taken @tigerthepup with the soundboard.
1:45 p.m. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo reports: *flexes* little kitteh muscles. soundboard safe, @tigerthepup safe, @marshellsheldon clothed…with help of Cadet Duchess.
2:06 p.m. PawPawty ends and Ninja Strike for Leader mizCleo signs off Dooty.


Michelle Maskaly May 26, 2010 at 2:21 am

what a great report!

Chloe T. Kitteh May 26, 2010 at 10:57 am

Wow, dat is wun heck ov a pawty & Dat is a exsellent sekurity report! Firecrackers, streeken, & a dognapping (wich is nuffin laik cat napping)! Dat @kingtuttifruiti & @TheNascarKitty were furry norty beein nekkid!

Shibbering Cheetos May 27, 2010 at 12:46 am

Hey, thanks Sekurity for bringing our sound board & roadie back!

mizCleo May 27, 2010 at 2:12 am

aw! another grate pawpawty, and a superb sekurity report! lots of action! the Shibbering Cheetos rowked out! they get better ebbery time they perform!

snickers May 28, 2010 at 3:52 pm

wow that iz pawsome report. sounds like an eventful pawty!

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