2010 April PawPawty Sekurity Report

by Buttons Nafziger on May 2, 2010 · 3 comments

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The April 2010 PawPawty was held April 24 – 25, and the Pawty theme was “Chickfest.”  Wearing uniforms once again provided by Lieutenant Shawnee, the Sekurity Team proved that officers can look macho and keep the peace while wearing pink camo.

The April PawPawty supported Forever Home Feline Ranch.  Over $1,200 was raised for the charity.

April 2010 Sekurity Team Roll Call

April 2010 Standard Announcements

Standard announcements posted by officers and cadets during the party included:

  • if you are new to #pawpawty and need assistance please see sekurity. we can help
  • ANIPALS dont forget to block the spammers, free $ ppl, gets lots of followers, and noggty ladies that start following you during #pawpawty
  • remember you must unproteckt your tweets to be seen during pawty and use the #pawpawty hashtag to attend!

These were not dokumented in the official report because they just makes it long and boring (in the opinion of the Dokumentation Officer).

Official Sekurity Report

All times are Eastern Daylight Time.

2:00 p.m. PawPawty officially begins! Captain Snickers is on dooty.
2:39 p.m. @JavaTheCat has pink cattie and has offered to drive home any pals who drinks too much.
2:44 p.m. Sekurity Announcement: New Cadet JBHippo starts tomorrow.  Please welcome him to the team.
3:28 p.m. Sekurity Alert: Be careful of punch. @Ryker_Tyker has been spotted spiking punch with catnip!
3:52 p.m. Officer HellaHedgie reports for dooty.
3:54 p.m. Sekurity Announcement: Everyone say hello to Officer HellaHedgie who starts his first shift as a full-fledged sekurity OFFICER!  No cadet anymore.
Handoff Report: I did chase some skwirrels that crashed the PawPawty (http://twitpic.com/1i4xos) and @Ryker_Tyker did spike the punch with catnip. @JavaTheCat offered to give rides to anipals wot drink too much. she has her pink cattie. Keep your eyes on@Kealoha_Kitty and @bijntje who did drink too much and @Allie_Kitti who may be trubble.
4:04 p.m. Captain Snickers signs off dooty. Officer HellaHedgie now in charge of sekurity dooty.
4:04 p.m. Officer HellaHedgie reminds @bijntje that he’s watching.
4:15 p.m. Officer HellaHedgie tells @henryandfriends that it’s fine to pet Sekurity officers. Petting is encouraged.
4:45 p.m. Officer HellaHedgie warns @fergusthedog that Sekurity is watching him due to his lack of respect for the Sekurity Officers.  Proof:  http://twitter.com/Fergusthedog/status/12782674382.
4:52 p.m. Sekurity Alert: ANIPALS, @Bacon_FTW has been reported as spam! Please block!
5:06 p.m. Report comes in that barktender @Mariodacat is passed out under the bar. Offier HellaHedgie investigates, but the report is false.
5:18 p.m. Officer HellaHedgie asks barktender @Mariodacat to give @DawgBlogger coffee before more bacon beer.
5:30 p.m. Sekurity Alert: ANIPALS, @Bacon_FTW has been reported as spam! Please block!
5:39 p.m. Sekurity Alert: @bijntje has lost car keys. Please turn in to him or Sekurity if found.
5:48 p.m. Officer HellaHedgie tells barktender @Mariodacat that @DawgBlogger has sobered up enough to have more bacon beers now.
5:59 p.m. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo reports for Sekurity dooty.
Handoff Report: You may want to keep an eye on @DawgBlogger – got a little tipsy earlier but seems fine now.
6:05 p.m. Officer HellaHedgie thanks the anipals for being so well-behaved on his shift, and he signs off dooty. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo is in charge of Sekurity.
6:57 p.m. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo tells @trailerparkdogs that there’s no smoking allowed in the girls room.  Giggling is o.k.
7:10 p.m. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo hears @mattiedog talk about getting in trouble (http://twitter.com/mattiedog/status/12788388821) and asks him to only get in little troubles, not big ones.
7:20 p.m. @trailerparkdogs jokes that they pulled one over on Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo by being BOYS who were in the GIRLS room.  Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo points out that she used her ninja skills and switched the signs without TPD realizing it.
7:27 p.m. @trailerparkdogs jokes that they’ve been writing graffiti on the bathroom walls with lipstick. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo says that it’s o.k. as long as it’s in good fun and not for means…and as long as graffiti is in lipstick and washes off easily.
8:01 p.m. Lieutenant Shawnee reports for Sekurity dooty.
Handoff Report: There was some shenanigans earlier (little troubles, no big ones), but it has been quiet for a while. Most pals are playing games, having snacks, and dancing.
8:13 p.m. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo signs off of dooty. Lieutenant Shawnee is now in charge.
8:23 p.m. Report comes in that @trailerparkdogs has a raccoon in the toilet. Lieutenant Shawnee investigates and decides that the raccoon looks happy, so no problems.
8:41 p.m. Lieutenant Shawnee reports that the raccoon still looks happy.  http://tweetphoto.com/19802865
8:48 p.m. Lieutenant Shawnee reports to Captain Snickers that her shift has been quiet. Anipals were up in arms about a raccoon being in the toilet, but it’s o.k. because the raccoon is happy and no anipals are using the toilet.
9:02 p.m. Complaints come in of @wildboutbirds by the girls litter boxes. Lieutenant Shawnee issues a warning.
10:00 p.m. Officer CheshireK reports for Sekurity dooty. Lieutenant Shawnee advises that things have been quiet, so Officer CheshireK asks if Lieutenant Shawnee can cover for a couple more minutes so Officer can take his medicines. Lieutenant Shawnee says it’s o.k.
10:12 p.m. Officer CheshireK returns as a fungi-fighting, chick-protecting DUDE.  Lieutenant Shawnee signs off of dooty.
10:59 p.m. Officer CheshireK advises @indykitty that thwocking a Sekurity officer could result in jail time.
11:10 p.m. @IamZorro asks Officer CheshireK if streaking is allowed at the PawPawty. As usual, streaking is o.k. as long as nobody is impersonating humans.
11:20 p.m. Officer CheshireK again advises @indykitty to stop thwocking a busy Sekurity Officer.
11:24 p.m. After conflicting reports, Officer CheshireK takes @MadLabM, @Ryker_Tyker and @indykitty to the station house to sort out the reports of illegal hooch.  Questions come up about whether or not Sekurity has anipal My Panda rights.  Captain Snickers is available to advise.
11:43 p.m. Officer CheshireK gives @indykitty a cell phone to call home so that Sekurity can inform his mom of his behavior, thwocking Sekurity officers.
12:06 p.m. Officer CheshireK lets @Ryker_Tyker out of jail due to lack of evidence.
Handoff Report: Captain Snickers has been at the PawPawty since 10:50 p.m., so he has kinda already been on dooty.

I just let @Ryker_Tyker out of jail. He was accused of distributing hooch and resisting arrest (he ran and hid). @IamZorro checked in to see if streaking was allowed. I reminded him not to impersonate a human. @indykitty has been in jail because he thwocked me. He wanted to go to jail so that he could escape, but I took his tools.  I called his mommy, so he will probably behave better now, so I’m going to release him.

12:18 a.m. Officer CheshireK signs off of dooty. Captain Snickers is in charge now.
12:38 a.m. Anipals begin dancing on the bar…nekkid.  Innocent bar dancing begins to turn into a mob scene.
12:43 a.m. Captain Snickers orders all anipals off of the bar.  Too many anipals dancing up there…don’t want the bar to break and someone to get hurt.
12:51 a.m. Captain Snickers confirms with @fergusthedog that the bar survived the dancing.
2:01 a.m. Officer Morris reports for dooty.
Handoff Report: It has been quiet for the last hour.  There was a big bar-dancing scene. @fergusthedog was concerned the bar would break, so I put a stop to it.
2:05 a.m. Captain Snickers signs off Sekurity dooty.
2:33 a.m. Officer Morris reports that his belly is floofalicious, but it does not have the floofaliciousness of @rumblepurr or @BadAndy_KityKat.
2:55 a.m. Officer Morris leads the Chippencats in a slow, floofy dance on the bar for the ladies.  All tips go to charity, so tip the floofiliciousness!
4:01 a.m. No official Sekurity coverage for this shift, but Officer Morris remains on dooty after his shift concludes.
Non-Handoff Report: There was no trouble at all! A few of us (@BuzzLucas, @rumblepurr@BadAndy_KityKat@bijntje@laineyspawtique@laddiethemutt@theotigsy@TuffyCat & me) did slow floofy dancing on the bar, but we were very careful not to break anything. Nothing else happened!
5:08 a.m. Officer Morris signs off of dooty.  Note: No Sekurity coverage until 6:00 a.m.
5:54 a.m. Cadet JBHippo signs in for her first Sekurity shift.
6:04 a.m. Officer Smokey reports for Sekurity training dooty.
7:16 a.m. Cadet JBHippo reports that, for the record, @pepismartdog is in Twitter jail, NOT PawPawty Sekurity jail.
7:18 a.m. Cadet JBHippo chases some noggity nekkid ladies out of the PawPawty.
7:57 a.m. Officer Smokey prepares to take over Sekurity. He was on dooty as trainer during Cadet JBHippo’s shift.
Handoff Report: I chased one nekkid lady with a banana away.  @kyba “borrowed” @PepiSmartDog‘s pink feathery outfit for a bit while he was in Twitter jail.
8:04 a.m. Cadet JBHippo signs off of Sekurity dooty. Officer Smokey commends him on a good job on her first shift.
10:03 a.m. Officer Brutus reports for Sekurity dooty
Handoff Report: It’s been very quiet. Nothing to report for turnover.  Did a training session with Cadet JBHippo earlier this morning and she did great. Will be a good addition to the team.
10:13 a.m. Officer Smokey officially signs off of Sekurity dooty.  Officer Brutus is in charge.
11:20 a.m. Sekurity notice: Doors for the @ShibberingC concert will open in 30 minutes. Please form an orderly line.
11:31 a.m. Officer Brutus asks @PushUpsnPaws to please be on the lookout for @PierreThePoodle with his punchbowls full of hooch. (And let him onstage!)
11:32 a.m. Officer Brutus advises @no_crybaby_doGs and @trailerparkdogs that it is not nice to handcuff Sekurity to stripper poles and pull their tails.
11:35 a.m. Officer Brutus asks @PushUpsnPaws for help in getting un-handcuffed from the stripper pole.  Cadet JBHippo offers to help.
11:38 a.m. Sekurity Notice: @ShibberingC bus is pulling into the concert hall now.
11:45 a.m. Sekurity Notice: @ShibberingC concert begins in 15 minutes.
11:54 a.m. Sekurity Notice: Officer Brutus is signing off of Sekurity dooty. No Sekurity coverage for the next 2 hours. @PushUpsnPaws will be around, though, and Officer Brutus will try to watch things from the stage as well.
11:58 a.m. @ShibberingC bus is pulling into the concert hall now.
12:00 p.m. Cadet JBHippo offers to remain on dooty during the empty shift.
12:15 p.m. Cadet JBHippo strolls through the concert crowd, looking for any signs of naughtiness.
12:28 p.m. Officer Brutus is thrown in Twitter jail and now must tweet as @AskBrutus.
12:30 p.m. Cadet JBHippo advises @LittleDunkin that it’s o.k. to think naughtiness, but you’ll be chased by a hippo if you act it.
1:32 p.m. Cadet JBHippo officially signs off of non-official dooty.
1:42 p.m. Officer Brutus commends Cadet JBHippo for her help during his shift and for helping during the empty shift.
2:00 p.m. PawPawty officially ends!
2:01 p.m. Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo reports for Sekurity dooty…but the PawPawty is over! Oopsie!  Due to a clerical error, she was scheduled for a shift that didn’t start until after the Pawty had ended. Captain Snickers acknowledges the error.  So, Ninja Strike Force Leader mizCleo ends up working the shortest Sekurity shift ever.


snickers May 2, 2010 at 6:17 am

as usual this iz very good sekurity report buttons! you do such a good job.
i definitely did mess up mizCleo’s shift skedule. i will be sure not to do that again!

Hella Hedgehog May 2, 2010 at 7:08 am

One helluva good report as usual, Buttons!! Good to see that not rain nor snow nor squeaky toys will you keep you from your dooty!!

martine May 2, 2010 at 7:21 am

I am happy that you wrote a report. Could not remember that I’ve been dancing on the bar *blush*
Thanks for everyone to look for my keys I found them in my inside coat pocket.
See you all at the next #PawPawty

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